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Hello viewers and welcome to coloumn number 4 of CNN. I am Casey and for those not farmiliar with the concept let me explain. I basically write anything that comes to mind whether it be football politics etc. that explains the introduction lets get busy. First Hurricane Katrina. I appricate all the help everyones been giving the folks of New Orleans.the only person thats not helping you guessed it Scrooge Mcduck hinself George Bush. 2008 out of the polls Bushy. second Lynn Swann for Jackass. there will never be an Honest Political Symbol and never will Zip, Nada, Zero, None, Nobody. next Reggie Bush The overhyped media machine. now I will admit the kids impressive no doubt about it but he has become the worlds biggest money mule. Enough with the canned goods wheres your championship huh? and that is all the time we have folks join me again next time on CNN.

Hello viewers and welcome to the third column of CNN. Im Casey and for those not farmiliar with the concept let me explain. I basically write anything that comes to mind whether it be football politics etc. that explains the introduction lets get busy. now last sunday I mentioned that South Park had a tenth season and the next media scandal is coming boy was I right. that leads us to number 1 The Steve Irwin Parody. Parker and Stone drew a tasteless drawing of Steve Irwin with blood on his shirt and a stingray on his chest. they did it they finally went over the edge. next the African gang. these guys ride on camels and kill all the men and rape all the women and leave all the children homeless. what do Africans and Dinasours will soon have in common? they will both be extinced. next up George Bush Worlds Lazyiest man. Bush does absolutlely nothing to help this world. I bet Bush is probably asleep while im typing up this column. well thats it for today folks join me again next time on CNN.

Hello viewers and welcome to the second column of CNN! I am Casey and for those not farmilar with the concept let me explain. I basically write anything that comes to mind whether it be football politics etc. That explains the introduction lets get busy. First the Paris Hilton tapes. That moneyhog solves a mystery. Scobby Doo and Shaggy are spinning in there graves and theyre not dead yet. next South Park Season 10. thats right folks South Park is at its tenth season. the next media scandal is coming. next The American who killed three omish girls. I bet thats because he wanted to marry a sheep  and divorce his wife. I should ask him what Hells like when I die.  thats all the time we have join me again next time on CNN.

Hello viewers welcome to my first column of CNN. I am Casey and for those not farmiliar with the concept let me explain. I basically write anything that comes to mind Whether it be football politics etc. That explains the column lets get busy. first Matt Foley. who is the brainless idiot who hired him anyway? we need someone who writes and obeys the law not someone who spits in its face and gets aressted by his own medicine. next TO Totally Obnoxious that guy gets suckerd into a contract with archenemys the Cowboys.  It was great to see his butt handed to him by the Eagles. next Zidane. Mr headbutt says in an interview that the guy said something about his sister. Whats more important Zidane your sister or the world cup. if you said sister aaaaaaaaa wrong answer frenchie. Thats all the time we have for tonight join me again next time on CNN.