CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers and welcome to coloumn number 5 of CNN. I am Casey and for those not farmiliar with the concept let me explain. I basically write anything that comes to mind whether it be football politics etc. That explains the introduction lets get busy. First Captin Lazy Sleeps again. The americans have been in Iraq like forever and their mind says attack attack attack. Wake up Bush. next The rapist who knocks girls unconcisous. All those girls are at bars and resturants the man probably drugs them next thing you know they wake up and they find themselves playing naked twister with him. Every Necrophilliacs almost dream. next the Wal Mart parody that inspires cartoons. South Park did it The Simpsons did it and most recently Family guy did it. is Wal Mart really getting small buisnesses out of buisness or are they just exagirating the truth. Thats all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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