CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 9 of CNN. Lets get started and if you are new here you are way behind. It is 2014 George Bush admits he is gay and Paris Hilton lost her brain in a car accident. Just kidding you will figure it out and it is 2006 (so we think). First we are doomed. It appers that Donovan Mcnabb has suffered a torn ACL and will not play football for the rest of the season and possibly the next season. Why god why?! Next Borat the movie. Now that movie is funny yet confusing at the same time half of it was staged and half of it was real which for the real parts was resulting in people inovolved in the scenes sueing their pants off. Quoting Borat, ” in my country they go crazy”.Next Kramer uses the N word. Yes it apperes during a comedy performance Kramer said some things that upseted the black community. Quoting Borat, “in my country they go crazy”. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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