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Hello viewers welcome to column number 14 of CNN. Lets get to it. First The Saddam Hussan Hanging. Last night Iraq had a good start as Saddam Hussan got hung by the Iraqi goverment. He will not hang in there. Next Worlds biggest crybaby. Right now TO is complaing about his own team that is right folks his own team. Congratulations TO you have just won the worlds biggest pussy award. Next Skank vs Skank a battle for the ages. Lindsay Lohan claims that Paris Hilton hit her at a night club. Lie Lindsay lie. Join me next week as I post a special edition of CNN how TO really got prepared for the Eagles vs Cowboys game until then see you next time.

Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 13 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Terell Spitter. It appers that rotten bastard and poor excuse for a human being TO has spit in the face of another player. Typical TO. Next Christmas song overdose. The wonderful time of christmas is coming and the monkeys at the radio figure that people would like to here christmas songs 24/7. Can somebody say Asprin. Next North Korea 200 people 1 mind. If you looked up screwed up country in the dictionary you would find North Korea. The goverment tell’s them everything they can do and say. fight the power. before we end CNN I would like to clarify something I said last week. Allen Iverson is not retiring he is going to play for Denver instead. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 12 of CNN. Let’s get to it. First the Taco Bell el incdiente. For all of you people against fast food use this to your advantage (ignore that last stament). It appers that Taco Bell has put in an ingrident that makes people sick. Hope none of you are eating Taco Bell right now. Next a record number of suicides. Acorrding to a variety of media a lot of people have been killing themselfes. Hang in there. Next Allen Iversons Retirment. It appers Allen Iverson is retiring from basketball and finding new adventures. I hear he is going to be a cab driver at the Newark airport. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 11 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Rocky Balboa the remake. it appers that the 80s hit known as Rocky no pun intended will be remade soon. (sarcasm) that will put some butts in seats. Next finally a win. it appers Jeff I do not like Cherry Ice Cream Garcia finally got lucky and beat the Panthers like it was 1959. Could this mean Miami Ahoy. Next a bigger deal that I saw coming. If you viewers remember correctly a couple of weeks ago I mentoined that Michael Richards better known as Kramer fron Seinfeld used the N word at a comedy performance. however it was all over the news mainly the real CNN. if BET producers ever caught on they would start a black riot. that is all the time we have folks join me again next time on CNN.

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Hello viewers welcome to column number 10 of CNN. Yes we have reached the tenth column of CNN all thanks to you loyal viewers and me in particular. before we start myself  ranting about anything I would like to acknowledge one loyal viewer who has subscribed to my blog. Thank you loyal subscriber. Now we get down to funkytown.First Borat banned in Russia? yes it appers the Russian goverment has banned Borat from being shown in Russia. Get your rubber rafts flowing Russian citizens. Next the inhuman wind storm. first thunder flashing everywhere like a hookers breasts then it winds like their is no tommorow. it was the freakin apocolaypse people. Next the Disney Channel. That channel is just a poor excuse for teens with boulemia to complain about how better looking those female actors are and how hot those male actors are. Ooo Zack is so hot oh Ashley Tisdale has better legs than I do shut up you no life loser. And that is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.