CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 17 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Cowboys head coach retires! It appers Bill Parcells is hanging up his tutu and finding work somewhere else. There is a god in the world! Next Chester Park Casino. Since the sucsess of Philadelphia Park Casino Chester is trying to get more world war 2 veterans aka senior citizens by building their own casino. An obvious attempt to compete with Philly Park. Next Epic Movie. a new spinoff of the Scary Movie series will be making its way to theaters now. not even the sexyest strippers can kill the Scary Movie franchise. And now before we go I would like to introduce a new feature to CNN the jackass of the week which will start now. The nominess are for this week.

Chester Park Casino

George Bush

Carmen Electra

and Bill Parcells.

And the winner is drum roll please. Chester Park Casino. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.