CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to a special edition of CNN. Today on CNN we find out how TO really prepared for the Eagles vs Cowgirls game.

9:00 am TO wakes up from his million dollar mansion and asks his personal chef to make a weight watchers sausage omlette and penis shaped bacon.

10:01 am breakfast is ready and TO realizes that the bacon is not penis shaped. He fires the chef for the mistake.

11:30 am TO goes to the local gay bath house to train.

11:43 am After doing some squats and lifting weights TO goes to the shower and drops the soap a record breaking 7 times.

1:05 pm TO arrives for practice but is 5 minutes late. The coach yells at him for being late. TO responds by spitting in his face.

3:15 pm The assitant coach approches TO and reveals for sppiting in the coachs face the coach has fined TO $20.00.

4:15 pm It is now game time and TO is ready to play.

7:15 pm after his loss to the Eagles 23-7 TO gets informed that a local post game radio show wants to interview him. TO accepts the offer.

10:20 pm After TO just did nothing but complain about the team in the interview TO returns to his million dollar mansion. He finds that his date has arrived a gay super model. TO is going to be busy for the rest of the night. That is all the time we have we will return to our normal topic next Saturday which is what I think of the world until then see you next time.

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