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Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 21 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Baldy Spears. Apparently Ms former K-Fag has now gone to shaving her head balder than a babys backside. We should call it Brenotherapy. Next 1vs 100. It is a game show on the NBC network that features one single person taking on 100 people which could be anybody by the way. A total of minds that would make Albert Einstien proud. Next Rats Run Rampid. Now that Taco Bell/KFC are still healing from the equoil case a new case has emerged in a local New York City Taco Bell/KFC  Rats. Bad news just keeps on coming. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound can only mean one thing it is now time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse

Taco Bell

Britney Spears

Simon Cowell

and Perez Hilton.

And the winner is drum roll please. Britney Spears. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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Hello viewers welcome to column number 20 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Andy Reids leaf of absence. Andy Reid is apparently taking a 1 month leaf of absence to deal with his children. That or Burger King is having an all you can eat buffet. Next The Red Bull Controversy. There are rumors going around that Red Bull has put bull urien in their drinks. Somebody get me a barf bag. Next R Kelly video tapes himself with a teenage girl. Succesful rapper R Kelly was caught video tapeing himself having sex with a teenage girl. Bet he is singing the Blues after that. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound can only mean one thing it is time for the jackass of the week.

Todays Nominess are

Red Bull

Britney Spears

Nicole Richie

And R Kelly.

And the winner is drum roll please. R Kelly. Special thanks to 6abc.com for help. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

Hello viewers welcome to column number 19 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Miss USA (Ugly Smelly Alcoholic). According to various media sources Miss USA is a drunk and at 19 years old she is a drunk. If you listen closely you can hear Miss USA getting hit in the head with a toilet seat. Next Anna Nicole Smith Croaks. It appers that  prostitue wannabe Anna Nicole Smith has died of drug abuse. RIP which means dont bring your legs to heaven with you. Next Gays anatomy controversy. One of Greys anatomys top Black actors said something about Faggots as the black comunity says today and it offened another top worker who happens to be gay but sadly is white for my homosexual viewers if there is any. A choclate vanilla swirl. HEE HAW HEE HAW why that noise can only mean one thing it is time for the jackass of the week.

Todays Nominesse are

Anna Nicole Smith

Scooter and Megan (from Beauty and the Geek)

Fara Washington (That Black Guy from Greys Anatomy)

And R Kelly

And the winner is drum roll please. Scooter and Megan. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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Hello viewers welcome to column number 18 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Dunkin Indians. How come everbody working at Dunkin Donuts has to be Indian? I guess they ship them in a box with Dunkin Donuts food inside the box as well. Next Indy 500 vs Chitown. its that time the superbowl is back with millions and millions watching. My pick is the Colts. the Bears are the under dogs and I just think the Colts can pull it off along with Mr big shot Peyton Manning. Next Foxs answer to ABC. (I do not mean my sister food review blog FOX). Fox now has two shows called Trading Spouses and Nanny 911.Two rip offs of ABCs Nanny and wife switching shows. Now it is time for the Jackass of the week.

Todays Nominese are

FOX (Not the food review blog)

The Reid Children

Miss USA

and TR Knight.

And the winner is drum roll please. Miss USA. That is it for today join me again next time on CNN.