Feb 10 2007
CNN (Casey News Network
Hello viewers welcome to column number 19 of CNN. Lets get to it. First Miss USA (Ugly Smelly Alcoholic). According to various media sources Miss USA is a drunk and at 19 years old she is a drunk. If you listen closely you can hear Miss USA getting hit in the head with a toilet seat. Next Anna Nicole Smith Croaks. It appers that prostitue wannabe Anna Nicole Smith has died of drug abuse. RIP which means dont bring your legs to heaven with you. Next Gays anatomy controversy. One of Greys anatomys top Black actors said something about Faggots as the black comunity says today and it offened another top worker who happens to be gay but sadly is white for my homosexual viewers if there is any. A choclate vanilla swirl. HEE HAW HEE HAW why that noise can only mean one thing it is time for the jackass of the week.
Todays Nominesse are
Anna Nicole Smith
Scooter and Megan (from Beauty and the Geek)
Fara Washington (That Black Guy from Greys Anatomy)
And R Kelly
And the winner is drum roll please. Scooter and Megan. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.
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