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Hello viewers welcome to column number 22 of CNN. Lets get to it. First The question of a lifetime. There is a new show on the FOX network called Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. It pits 10 year olds against dumb adults all hosted by a drunken hick named Jeff Foxworthy. Thanks but I got better things to do than listen to questions from my sisters textbooks. Next NFL Commercials while the season is over. Apparently the Campbells soup company does not realize the NFL season is over as they continue to advertise NFL great Matt Hasselback in Campbells soup commercials. If they say NFL sized hunger one more time I will  give them an NFL sized beating. Next Hit me baby one more time. It appers that ms former K-Fag has gone to extreme lows as she now shaved her head bald as reported last week on CNN, sobs in public, parties like crazy, to put it simply she has changed. Changed so much that she has now been sent to rehab to deal with her problems. One word describes it all psycho. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound can mean only one thing other than Britney Spears it is now time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse.

NFL/Campbells

George Bush

Kelis Rogers Jones

and Paris Hilton.

And the winner is drum roll please. Kelis Rogers Jones. Special thanks to 6abc.com for help. Before we wrap things up I would like to acknowledge a loyal viewer who made a request to dedicate this segment to that persons self.  I will not mention this person by name but if you look at all the comments on our sister blog FOX you will know who this person is. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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