CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to a special edition of CNN. I know this might be a surprise to some people since I did not warn people about this on CNN but I did warn people in an advertisment on FOX. This was a last minute decsion but I am sure you will have something to talk about either way. We are going to see how Tara Connor AAs reject prepared to get to last nights Miss USA pagent.

9:00 am Tara gets out of bed with her 20th hangover of the year taking its toll.

10:30 am Tara makes breakfast which is Slimfast mixed with alcohol.

11:05 am After Tara is done breakfast she decides to go to her car.

11:16 am Tara has been pulled over by the cops for drunk driving.

12:00 pm Tara has posted $600 bail for her release.

2:00 pm Tara has found out that TGI Fridays has generously offered to cater the event to everbody involved in the Miss USA Pagent.

2:06 pm Tara unsurpiseingly orders the Jack Daniels steak and a 6 pack of Coors Light.

4:00 pm Tara finds out that rehersal time is next and lets just say she drinks some good old miracle juice to prepare.

4:30 pm The Miss USA girls think that Tara got drunk again since she sounded and acted drunk during rehersal.

6:00 pm Tara has passed out backstage as producers litiralley panic.

9:00 pm Tara has been replaced by a look alike as Miss USA goes on the air.

11:00 pm Tara suddenly revives when TGI Fridays catering has arrived and she smells the alcohol.

11:30 PM the cops arrive and they say the money she bailed in the morning was counter fit money. Tara is never seen again. By the way folks CNN will not be updated next week as I will be on vacation but CNN will return in two weeks along with the jackass of the week award. Until then see you next time.

Advertisment Next week FOX will have a special edition as well, Caseys favorite resturants that he reviewed will be revealed in a list of his top 10 favorites. Dont miss it.

FOX The Real Resturanters Review.

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