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Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 25 of CNN. (special editions do not count) We are back and better than ever after a brief one week hiatus due to me being on vacation and realizeing you have lives to get to other than reading this column. But I know you are ready so lets get started. First pet food recall. Apparently pet food companies have found rat poison in pet food and they have demanded a recall from pet stores such as Petco. Those poor inocent pets no I am not talking about the workers since half of them look like pets. Next Sanjya. Now three weeks ago I mentioned the hype that American Idol has been getting for years. However if anything can prove immigrants can be sucsessful in America look no further than Sanjaya. Sanjaya somehow keeps getting votes from people due to sympohty for the poor guy. Great just what we need a 7 eleven worker on top of the musical charts. Next Jeff Garcia signing with Tampa Bay. Now this rant has been quite anticpated since he signed there weeks ago but now here it is. Apparently the Tampa Bay Buccaners have signed Philadelphia Eagles replacment quarterback Jeff Garcia to a fat greasy contract with his name on it and I am not talking about Andy Reid. Get well soon Mcnabb so we can kick Jeff Garcias white ass for betraying us. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound can mean only one thing the return of the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse

Joe Francis ( creator of popular porn video series Girls Gone Wild who the women involved in the taping say he threatned them)

Don Imus ( a radio talk show host who said something offensive about a college female basketball team)

Khristine Eroshevich ( Anna Nicole Smiths doctor who was accused of being responsible for Annas overdose)

Michael Jackson (For not being aware that his memorabilia was going to be auctioned at first)

And the winner is drum roll please Khristine Eroshevich. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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