CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to coloumn number 27 of CNN. Lets get to it. First The Virgina Tech Massacre. An Asian man named Cho Seung Hui who should be at Master Wok flipping rice patties killed an estimated 33 people at Virgina Tech College and also killed himself in the process leaving fear in colleges around the world. What has this world come to? Next Don Imus retires. Apparently two time jackass of the week nominee Don Imus is considering retirement after calling a womens basketball team quote “Nappy Headed Hos.” One word, Coward (no pun intended). Next Kyle XY. It is a show on ABC family that puts an unknown stranger who does not know who he is with a family who tries to figure out his past. Im losing my memory just writing this. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound can mean one thing and one thing only it is time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks Nominesse

KCAA (A small radio staion who aired old Don Imus brodcasts during his worst time)

Richard Gere (He allgedly kissed an Indian woman during an AIDS awareness event)

Kali Bowyer (The woman who waited 13 years to sue Chris Rock because of her baby)

I can not think of another nominee so this time there will be 3 nominesse. And the winner is drum roll please. Kali Bowyer. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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