CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 28 of CNN. Before we start our column I would like to mention a family member who has recently passed on due to cancer this past Thursday night. RIP Cousin Ronnie. Now on to everyone favorite Saturday morning guilty pleasure CNN. First the battle continues. Now if you will recall several months ago I mentioned how Rosie and Donald got into a war of words. However since Donald implied that Rosie was a man in an interview the battle has continued between the two. Rosie is going to need a lot of Twinkies to fight off Donald. Next Sanjaya eliminated. Apparently the sympothy has stopped for Sanjaya as he has been eliminated by American Idol voters worldwide. 7 elven has got to be filled with tears by now. Next Michael Nutter. This man has claimed how 50 percent of the people murdered in America are black people and has gotten first place in the mayor electoral campain so far. maybe we will get more white people voting in the political world and then we will see who is in 1st place. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound means one thing and one thing only it is time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse

Hugh Grant (for throwing a can of baked beans at a photographer)

Richard Gere (for a despicable display of kissing an Indian woman at an AIDS awarness event)

Joe Francis (for raping an 18 year old girl)

Rosie O Donald (For taking the cowards way out by quitting the view)

And the winner is drum roll please. Joe Francis. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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