CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 29 of CNN. Lets get right to the verbal action. First President Bush says no to a war spending bill. Apparently George W Bush has refused some support for the war in Iraq but yet all he can think about is the war in Iraq. Of all people. Next Rosie quits The View. Known to Japan as Masa Chuchu Tutu the current sumo wrestling champion and known to America as Rosie O Donald she is apparently quitting The View. However she has vowed to appear on ocasion such as special editions. God knows how many pounds she will weigh by then. Next DUI Dumb Unattractive Idiot. Apparently Ms Paris Hilton has been charged with a DUI and was sentenced 45 days because of that incident. Hell she has got the money she can bail herself out anytime. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound means one thing and one thing only other than Paris Hilton or Tara Connor behind the wheel of a car it is time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse

Paris Hilton (Look earlier in the column to see why she was nominated)

CBS Radio (For not using the delay buttons when Don Imus said the racist comment and belive me I heard those comments and the media is just exagerating the whole thing)

Jihan Jefers (an actress who was charged similar to what Paris Hilton was charged with a DUI)

Busta Rhymes (Take a look at the first and third nominee and then you will find out the reason).

And the winner is drum roll please. CBS Radio. And that is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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