May 12 2007
CNN (Casey News Network)
Hello viewers welcome to column number 30 of CNN. Now before we get started I would like to get something off my chest. Please go to youtube.com type Don Imus Racist Remarks on the search engine and click on the first video you see and then you will find out how the media is exagrating this whole thing making Don Imus sound like a racist monster. This will lead us to our first rant of the day titled Racist or not. After viewing the video you now know Don Imus said that comment almost in a joking matter and hell I dont even know how CBS picked it up cause it had such little enthusiam. 100 percent exagration. Next Paris Hilton decreased jail time. There are rumors going around that Paris might be spending less time in the slammer. She might be spending either 21 or 23 days in jail. See Dumbo you have the money. Next Motorcycle Madness. What is with loud motorcycle drivers these days? I mean there is so many of them pumping loud motorcycles these days heck even more than normal. Motorcycles are taking over. Hee Haw Hee Haw. Why that sound means one thing it is time for the jackass of the week. Here are this weeks nominesse.
Chris Albrecht (a former HBO executive who grabbed a woman by the throat with both hands)
Homeless Charlie (a homeless character on the Opie and Anthony show who said he would like to have sex with 3 female political figures)
The Game (A rapper who made criminal threats by lieing to a taxi driver that he was a police officer)
There will only be 3 nominesse this time. And the winner is Chris Albrechet. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.
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