CNN (Casey News Network)
May 19th, 2007
Hello viewers welcome to a special edition of CNN. Now I announced it last Sunday on CNN which is usally very rare that I post an announcment on Sunday but we have to alert our viewers some way some how. Now we all heard the war of words Donald Trump and Rosie O Donald have been going through. But today CNN gave Rosie O Donald and the Donald the opportunity to settle this in the ring! Lets go to Casey with the play by play.
Casey: All right thank you for tuning in.
Casey: We are live from CNN headquarters which is absolutley nowhere in existience.
Casey: I am Casey Sichel along with Mike Tysons long lost cousin Frankie Tyson and this will promise to be the fight of the century eh Frank.
Frank: Ill tell you what my cousin has fought in a lot of fights but I have never seen a fight build up like this one has.
Casey: lets take a look at the tale of the tape between these two.
Casey: We have estimated the weight between these two and Donald Trump is estimated 130 pounds while Rosie is estimated 410 pounds so Rosie has the advantage weight wise.
Casey: We have looked up the fighting exprience for these two and we found out Donald Trump has faced pro wrestling owner Vince Mcmahon in a hair vs hair represenative match while Rosie has faced 25 diffrent sumo wrestlers as Masachuchututu in Japan so Rosie has an advantage exprience wise.
Casey: and last but not least nicknames, Donald is known as the Donald while Rosie is not known for nick names so Donald Trump has the advantage nick name wise.
Casey: looks like Rosie is the odds on favorite for this one eh Frank.
Frank: I dont remember Rosie facing sumo wrestlers in Japan but then again I dont live in Japan.
Casey: lets go to our ring announcer David Smith.
David: Ladies and gentelmen boys and girls today this war of words will be setteled once and for all.
David: Are you ready? CNN headquarters are you ready?
David: Then for the thosuands in attendence the millions watching from their computer lets get ready to rumble.
David: Introduceing first from New York City New York weighing 130 pounds Donald Trump.
David: And from Queens New York accompined by her manager Barbra Walters weighing 410 pounds Rosie O Donald.
Casey: Lets go to our reffree for the day Osmond Lemons.
Osmond: All right I want a good clean fight, no punches below the belt, no hair pulling, no foreign object use.
Osmond: Any questions.
Donald: No
Rosie: (Heavy Breathing) No.
Osmond: Lets get it on.
(Bell rings)
Casey: All right here we go.
Casey: Head lock by Donald, Rosie counters the head lock.
Casey: The fight can be won by pinning your opponets shoulders to the count of 3 or making your opponet submit.
Casey: Rosie with a sidewalk slam. Rosie covers 1,2, no Donald kicks out.
Frank: Rosie looks like Godzilla in person you know.
Casey: Donald with a modified german suplex. Donald makes the cover 1,2, no Rosie kicks out.
Casey: Rosie tries to get back up but no she just collapses.
Frank: Down goes Rosie, down goes Rosie, down goes Rosie.
Casey: Barbra Walters just threw a hot dog in the ring.
Casey: Rosie eats the hot dog and gets right back up.
Casey: Rosie with right hands and left hands to Donald
Frank: Donalds down right now.
Casey: the cover 1,2 and no Donald kicks out.
(The match continues on with events such as Tara Connor coming to ringside hitting a beer bottle in the face of Barbra Walters and Donald Trump body slaming Rosie O Donald which eventually lead to Donald Trump picking up the win.
Casey: That concludes the fight between Rosie O Donald and Donald Trump unbelevable way to end a fight eh Frank.
Frank: I cant belive Donald Trump just picked up Rosie like she was nothing and body slammed her to the mat.
Casey: I have been informed that CNN will return to its normal topic next week which is what I think of the world until then see you next time.
Announcer: Todays fight has been sponsered by FOX the real resturanters review.
Announcer: And by Today.com have you blogged today?
