CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 31 of CNN (special editions do not count as official columns). Lets get right to the action. First NBC Trumps The Apprentice. Apparently the hit reality show The Apprentice has been cancelled by NBC. However Donald Trump said he would like to move on from The Apprentice. What is Trump going to do pick on more overweight women you money sucking sucker punching wuss. Next Nutter wins the poll. Now several weeks ago I mentioned about Nutters campaign plan which is claim that most people that are murdered are black and apparently that strategy worked as Michael Nutter is the brand new mayor of the city of brotherly love (no pun intended) Philadelphia. The black community has to be proud. Next Who is the winner of American Idol? Now as you know I have mentioned American Idol in the past. Examples include hype and Sanjaya. Now I reveal for those who missed it the winner of American Idol is Jordin Sparks. I have a feeling CNNs ratings will be off the roof after that. Hee Haw Hee Haw why one thing and one thing only comes from that sound other than Sanjaya it is time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse.

Ty Pennington (Host of the ABC reality show Extreme Makeover Home Edition who was accused of drunk driving)

Ryan O Neil (An actor who fired a gun to his older son)

Tom Sizemore (An actor who police caught with several illegal drugs)

David Faustino (A star on the popular series Married With Children who was caught intoxicated from marijuana)

And the winner is drum roll please Ryan O Neil. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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