CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 32 of CNN. Now lets get started. First Michael Vick the Dog fight owner? Apparently Virginia police have found a dog fighting ring along with pitbulls ready to fight and Michael Vick has been involved in this scandal. Next time Vick dont fumble the ball. Next Rosie does it again. Rosie has apparently had another heated debate this time with View host Elizabeth Hasselback. This debate lead to Rosies early departure from The View. Now this will give Rosie a chance to eat at some good greasy all you can eat buffets. Next Child Found. A missing 7 year old boy named Andrew Rankins was found after being abducted by his mother but thankfully he was found. One word, Irony. Hee Haw Hee Haw why that sound means one thing only it is time for the jackass of the week.

Here are this weeks nominesse.

Lindsay Lohan (For drunk driving which she drived on a curb)

Patrick Lodiers (A television host who hoaxed real kidney paitents in to thinking they will get a kidney transplant)

Howard Bragman ( Paula Abduls agent who did terrible things like did not accompany her to the Jimmy Kimmel Live show)

David Hasselhoff (He video taped himself drunk eating a cheeseburger on the floor).

And the winner is drum roll please. David Hasselhoff. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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