CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 37 of the biggest thing going since Paris Hiltons DUI CNN. Lets get to the action. First London Bridge is falling down again. Apparently yet another London bombing was spotted as two car bombs were discovered in London. London needs better security or better yet a dentist that actually cleans teeth. Next Paris a liar? Apparently Ms Hilton has lied about her drug use on the interview with Larry King Live. She claimed she never used drugs then on a website it depicted Hilton using several ammounts of drugs. I knew that bitch has not changed a bit. Next Rain Overload. What is with all this rain these days. I mean it seams that every week we get either rain or a thunderstorm. Whats up with that? Ladies and gentlemen CNN will debut its newest feature in two weeks. What will it be? Tune in two weeks from now to find out. In the mean time next week we will have a special edition with A day in the life of Paris Hilton Behind Bars! Its a cant miss two weeks of CNN. Will you tune in ?!

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