CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 38 of CNN. Lets get to the action. First A ruff fumble. Now a while ago I mentioned football player Michael Vicks involvement with dog fighting. Now Michael Vick has been indicted and the trial for the investigation will be on July 26 of this year at a Richmond Virgina court house. Vick really fumbled this time. Next Nicole Richie Pregnant? Apparently Nicole Richie has been confirmed pregnant. The father of the baby has been revealed to be Joel Madden who is involved in a rock band called Good Charlotte. Her legs have a life of their own. Next Weather Leapfrog. Now not that long ago I mentioned how there is constant rain in the city of Philadelphia. But however now there are constant heat waves and more rain and thunderstorms. Cant we have perfect weather for at least a full week. Now finally CNN will reveal the replacement for the jackass of the week award. And the replacement is the CNN dictionary. Here is how it works. Now CNN will use a word that has often been used in its columns and use the normal defenition for it then CNN will use its defenition for it. The first word for it has been used many many times on CNN and that word is drunk. Here is the normal defenition for it. Delirious with or as if with strong drink; intoxicated. CNNs term for it. The act of which many celebrities seem to suffer from. EX David Hasselhoff, Tara Connor, Lindsay Lohan. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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