CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 39 of CNN. Now before we start the column I have to mention the word that is often used on CNN. That word is drunk. Now last week I debuted the CNN dictionary using that word. And guess what that word is going to be used again. Which leads us to our first topic titled Last Call. Now Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for driving under the influence and possesion of cocaine. The police recieved a call by the mother of Lindsay Lohans personal assitant. She claimed that the assitant was being chased by a GMC and wanted her to be safe. The police found the caller and Lindsay argueing and police later found out she was drunk and had cocaine as well. Congratulations Lindsay that How to be Paris Hilton kit is really paying off. Next The Michael Vick Investigation. Now last week it was reported that Michael Vicks trial date was this week. Now Michael Vick pleaded not guilty. But despite the plea Vick must be under supervision, surrender his passport, and stay away from the other criminals involved in the investigation. Another trial will take place in 4 months. Now thats a bad penalty Mr Vick. Next The Simpsons Movie. The long running television series known to America as The Simpsons is now made a movie which has been released yesterday and in my opinion one of the best movies of 2007. Its about time. Grab on to your knoweldge folks it is time for the CNN dictionary. Todays word is Stupidity. The regular defenition for that word is the quality or condition of being stupid. CNNs term for it is. What many stars are these days EX Lindsay Lohan, Michael Vick, Paris Hilton. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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