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Hello viewers welcome to column number 40 of CNN. Lets get to the action. First More information about the Nicole Richie pregnancy. Now two weeks ago I mentioned that Nicole Richie was indeed pregnant and the father was indeed rock star Joel Madden. However one of our online sources has confirmed that she has been pregnant for 4 months and did not truely announce it until a July 31st interview with popular media interviewer Diane Sawyer. Also Madden claimed that he will stay with her during her pregnancy period. Get a friggin brain Joel. Next Dont forget the lyrics. It is a show on the FOX network that plays songs with missing lyrics and the people have to guess what the missing lyrics are. The show is hosted by stand up comedian Wayne Brady. How many rip offs of American Idol is there going to be? Next Dumb fast food workers. What is with this fast food service these days? I mean come on at KFC my mother ordered us Terryiaki boneless wings and they did not give us the wings. Plus yesterday at Mcdonalds we ordered an Asian chicken salad and they gave us a chicken bacon ranch salad. Fire those pimply faced teenagers and get us some older workers with experince. Grab your knowledge folks it is time for the CNN dictonary. Todays word is lousy. The regular term for lousy is inferior or worthless. CNNs term for it is what todays fast food workers are and what Joel Madden is for sticking with Nicole Bitchie through her pregnancy. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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