CNN (Casey news network)

Hello viewers welcome to column number 41 of the biggest worldwide phenomenon since the OJ Simpson trial CNN. Lets get to the action. First Barry beats the record. After almost a year of trying to beat baseball player Hank Aarons record baseball player Barry Bonds has finally become the man to beat the record of most home runs hit in baseball history with the number of 756 home runs. One would think there would be more to come if Barry gets more steroids in his system. Next Oops Britney does it again. Apparently Britney Spears got into an alleged car accident with a silver Mercedes. The driver that Britney crashed into was a nurse named Kim Robard Rifkin. She claimed that Britney did little to support her car and just plain ignored the entire situation. Britney may not ignore the situation too much if this goes into court. Next Eddie Murphys Spicy suit. Speaking of court Melanie Brown a Spice girl has sued actor Eddie Murphy for a child that was confirmed to be the child of Eddie Murphy. Murphys representative claimed months ago that he would be responsible for the child but that is not the case as Eddie Murphy is engaged to another woman which quite possibly could be the reason for this entire suit. Now that is what you call a love triangle folks. Grab on to your knowledge folks because it is now time for the CNN dictionary. Todays word is ego. the regular term for ego is the self especially as distinct from the world and other selves. CNNs definition for it is pretty close to the regular definition for it which CNNs definition for it is what the females of the celebrity world have these days EX Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on CNN.

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